Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!

got this from our friend Jimbo.

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Two American-Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. 

All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. 

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, 

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! 

He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. 

The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about,. 
'Was the other Indian crazy or what?' 

The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler  'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us. 

Just then they came upon another cave.

The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' 

Immediately, there was the answer. 

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside. 

He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening. 

The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, 'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!' 

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' like the others, he then heard an answering call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'

With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,tearing off his clothes as he ran. 
 

The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read............... 









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NAKED IRISHMAN RUN 


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our brother, King O'Da Woild,
emailed us the following joke:

A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills.  He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it.  He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the money in the jar?"  "Well..., you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Lexus."  The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are the three tests?"  "You gotta pay first," says the bartender, "those are the rules." So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender $10 which he stuffs into the jar.  "Okay," says the bartender, "here's what you need to do:  First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in60 seconds or less, and you can't make a face while doing it."  "Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth.  You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands."  "Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never had sex.  You have to take care of that problem."  The man is stunned!  "I know I paid my $10 -- but I'm not an idiot!  I won't do it!  You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila and then do all those other things!" "Your call," says the bartender, "but, your money stays where it is." As time goes on, the man has a few more drinks and finally says, "Where's the damn tequila?!" He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can.  Tears stream down both cheeks -- but he doesn't make a face -- and he drinks it in 58 seconds! Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole.  Soon, the people inside the bar hear loud growling, screaming, and sounds of a terrible fight -- then nothing but silence!  Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar.  His clothes are ripped to shreds and he's bleeding from bites and gashes all over his body.   He drunkenly says, "Now..., where's that old woman with the bad tooth?"